Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite
Lie. Cheat. Steal. Repeat
A minute by minute breakdown of a movie that doesn’t exist...yet! Two fans of David Mamet program a bot to write a sequel to their favorite movie. What could go right? Imagine you and your friend host a podcast analyzing your favorite movie one minute at a time. You publish about a hundred scintillating episodes and share a lot of laughs along the way. Then the movie ends. What do you do now? If you’re Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo, you program a bot to create an endless array of new scenes in the style of their favorite writer, David Mamet, and keep on laughing. Coming from the success of the wildly unpopular podcast, The Glengarry Glen Ross Minute, the fellas embark on an infinite quest to keep you laughing long after the sale is closed.

Season 2 #2 – You Cetus Constellation!?!? You Cetus Constellation!?!?

Sir Charles stops by to give Bill the business. Matt can't keep the friends of Fat Albert straight. The boys send the search party out for P-Dupes. The fellas debut a dynamic new jingle but not without some unpleasantness. Matt laments the loss of one of his heroes, the Professor, Neil Peart. The Flintstones come up... again. The fellas have started to develop a real distaste for Stòrmer and his bullshit numbers. Bill and Matt want to return “metal” to the people. The fellas discuss other substances that might be “sputtered” in lieu of male ejaculate. Bill Loves the flux of it all, and Matt is just burning doing the neutron glance. The fellas reminisce about records. Lots of 45 stuff in music including “Atomic Bitch Wax.” Matt knows what song Bill is thinking of. Bill yodels, Matt likes guessing prices and encourages you to have your pets spayed or neutered. Matt rails against stoppage time… again. Matt and Bill disagree about the best way to exemplify the number 45 in curls. Oil-Can Zumbo gives himself a new moniker. No one believes that AC Green was a virgin.  

Scene 2 of season 2 is a mess… of EMOTIONS. A Seinfeldian doctor breaks some bad news to James. Ricky’s fate hangs in the balance and Grace has no cylinders. Jimmy reveals his true feelings for Ricky. Matt makes an allusion to the parallels of Roma in a Coma and Regarding Henry. The fellas discuss the oat-waysis of a new trend in “milks.” Where is the best place to have small-pox as a 5 year old? Ricky coma-dreams a super annoying kid. Matt literally cant stop doing the Carlito-gurney, voice over thing, seriously... he's still doing it. Like right this second. I promise you. “Dis write-up got it’s curtain coming down… but what a write-up it's been...”

Music Credits "Rynos Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Bushwick Tarantella" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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