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A minute by minute breakdown of a movie that doesn’t exist...yet! Two fans of David Mamet program a bot to write a sequel to their favorite movie. What could go right? Imagine you and your friend host a podcast analyzing your favorite movie one minute at a time. You publish about a hundred scintillating episodes and share a lot of laughs along the way. Then the movie ends. What do you do now? If you’re Bill Winegardner and Matt Zumbo, you program a bot to create an endless array of new scenes in the style of their favorite writer, David Mamet, and keep on laughing. Coming from the success of the wildly unpopular podcast, The Glengarry Glen Ross Minute, the fellas embark on an infinite quest to keep you laughing long after the sale is closed.

Season 1 #12 – It Takes 3 Stooges to Measure A Duodenum

This week’s episode starts with two stooges talking about the THREE stooges. GGRACE ain’t no good as a potential third stooge. 12 is a very applicable number to the people. Bill tells us all about the pain and perfection of “Paint Your Wagon.” Bill lives an an abundance of bubble wrap. Turns out Bill did say apples. 12 labors seem doable. Ethelred the Unready swings around to talk about how many jurors there should be. Matt exclusively loves the things he can put his whole mouth on. Bill doesn’t feel great about things that have been exposed to air. Matt lets us in on the secret to court-side interviews. Bill is on Matt’s last cranial nerve. The stooges come back to measure the duodenum. Bill loves 12 angry men. The fellas celebrate and then cast Lee Marvin. Matt gets very excited to cast a Mary McDonnell and to break down more gender barriers. Bill clownishly confuses his sir named celebs named “Michaels” and leads us to a very, very dark place. “Guy doesn’t know fun.” Matt is anti-cable news sources. On the 12th day of Christmas Matt officially hates the song. Troy, of “Troy ounce” fame, swings around. There's a new number one in the clubhouse and its #12! Blake is just being Blake. Matt notices the stark similarities between Williamson’s early remarks and Blake’s current verbiage. Williamson, like Bill, is deluded into thinking that people like him. Waving the leads under noses seems suddenly like more of a dictate. Matt finds it odd that Blake offers to clean out Williamson’s desk. One man’s derivative is another man’s “classic.”

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